{"id":829,"date":"2010-05-04T10:52:17","date_gmt":"2010-05-04T15:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkysquab.com\/?p=829"},"modified":"2010-05-04T10:52:17","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T15:52:17","slug":"more-fun-with-parenting-failure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/?p=829","title":{"rendered":"More fun with parenting failure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know that parenting trick where your kid is bugging and bugging and BUGGING you for a sip of your non-kid beverage so you let them have one little sip just to show them that they don&#8217;t like it so they&#8217;ll stop bugging you? Yeah. Beverages with which this has NOT worked on the Sprout:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Beer<\/li>\n<li>Coke<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Srsly. She looooooooooved them. Got about three good swigs of the Summit Pale Ale before Mr. Squab could get the bottle from her. Same thing with the Coca-cola. I&#8217;m not even going to *offer* her my coffee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that parenting trick where your kid is bugging and bugging and BUGGING you for a sip of your non-kid beverage so you let them have one little sip just to show them that they don&#8217;t like it so they&#8217;ll stop bugging you? Yeah. Beverages with which this has NOT worked on the Sprout:<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}