{"id":660,"date":"2009-02-24T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkysquab.com\/?p=660"},"modified":"2009-02-24T14:43:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T14:43:00","slug":"no-no-no-no-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/?p=660","title":{"rendered":"No, no, no, no, NO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You must have misheard me. I said &#8220;NO MORE viruses&#8221;, not &#8220;Please send me a recurrence of the stomach bug.&#8221; You have to LISTEN.<\/p>\n<p>My kingdom for a main floor bathroom. Argh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You must have misheard me. I said &#8220;NO MORE viruses&#8221;, not &#8220;Please send me a recurrence of the stomach bug.&#8221; You have to LISTEN.<\/p>\n<p>My kingdom for a main floor bathroom. Argh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[40],"tags":[72],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}