{"id":637,"date":"2009-01-20T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkysquab.com\/?p=637"},"modified":"2009-01-20T16:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-20T16:48:00","slug":"thoughts-on-watching-the-inauguration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts on watching the Inauguration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Holy Shit, that&#8217;s a lotta people.<\/p>\n<p>2. Rick Warren sux.<\/p>\n<p>3. OMG, is that bow <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">eating Aretha&#8217;s head?!?!<\/p>\n<p><\/span><span>4. It<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"> <\/span><span>cannot be easy to play a stringed instrument in that kind of cold weather.<\/p>\n<p>5. It is hard to concentrate on Obama&#8217;s speech when you have a toddler in the background repeating &#8220;watch Sesame Street? Elmo dinosaur?&#8221; over and over and OVER. Christ, kid. Appreciate the historic moment.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Holy Shit, that&#8217;s a lotta people.<\/p>\n<p>2. Rick Warren sux.<\/p>\n<p>3. OMG, is that bow eating Aretha&#8217;s head?!?!<\/p>\n<p>4. It cannot be easy to play a stringed instrument in that kind of cold weather.<\/p>\n<p>5. It is hard to concentrate on Obama&#8217;s speech when you have a toddler in the background repeating &#8220;watch Sesame [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.snarkysquab.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}