I’m an over-educated, under-employed, rapidly approaching midlife-crisis squab. By day, I’m a stay-at-home mother to two girls: The Hatchling, age almost-4, and the Sprout, age almost-1. By night, I teach theatre to wanna-be rockstars. I STILL don’t have my damn PhD. I live in Minneapolis, MN, but I have fantasies about moving back to the Southeast. Especially in winter. When I get agitated, I revert to my southern roots. I swear like a sailor. Welcome to my nest.