This one hits home

Things You Didn’t Put On Your Resum├ęby Joyce Sutphen

How often you got up in the middle of the nightwhen one of your children had a bad dream,

and sometimes you woke because you thoughtyou heard a cry but they were all sleeping,

so you stood in the moonlight just listeningto their breathing, and you […]

8 months old

Dearest Hatchling,On Monday, you turned a whopping eight months old. This is a great age to experience your first Christmas, because a) you won’t remember any of it, so we can ask for lots of boring stuff like clothes and safety gates for presents, b) you’re not crawling yet, so the tree and ornaments and […]

I know, I Know!!!

I’m a baaaaaad blogger. B.A.D. Fucking holidays, man. There are all these presents to buy and relatives to visit and fun parties to go to and cocktails to drink – it’s HELL on one’s blogging schedule, I tell you what. I have all these substantive posts in my head that I never seem to be […]

Explain, please

Is there something in the male genetic code that impairs or erodes the ability to replace the toilet paper on the roll when it runs out? I mean, it’s not rocket science! Enquiring minds want to know.

I swear I’m sex-positive, but … eeeeew

When Mr. Squab and I first got together, I handled all of the household money management. I’d been doing it longer (I’m 6 years older than Mr. Squab – cradle robbers, HOLLA!), I had more complicated stuff to manage, and it just seemed easier for me to handle it for both of us. When we […]

Truly the all purpose household tool

Sorry for the suckitude in posting lately. A lot going on; I’ll try to post something more substantive this weekend. As a tide-me-over, check out this TOTALLY AWESOME picture my friend E. forwarded to me under the title “Redneck Timeout.”

Here’s what’s double-plus good about this picture: the stuffed animal taped up there for company. […]

Not much of a surprise, really.

Your ‘Do You Want the Terrorists to Win’ Score: 100%

You are a terrorist-loving, Bush-bashing, “blame America first”-crowd traitor. You are in league with evil-doers who hate our freedoms. By all counts you […]